Good morning, Wildfire Sun!

Summary of 2021 NLWest coverage is everyone starting their article/comment with "No disrespect to the Giants or anything, BUT" followed by compliments of the Dodgers and Padres.

Some butthead named Jennifer just took my #1 Duolingo spot.

Did I miss the AirBud clip in that pregame hype ad?

This just blew my mind 🤯. It’s crazy how just a few pictures can connect me to a guy like THAT.

Just googled "baseball teams near me"

New York: Chicago-Style Pizza: They have to get it delivered overnight in the mail, but it’s worth it to get a better slice than you can find anywhere in New York.

Holy crap it's European pi-day.

Olympic High-Diver: *Does 8.37 flips with a 3-inch splash* Me: "Yeah but can he catch a Nerf football?"

The last Fast and Furious movie I watched was Tokyo Drift. I'm not sure if that's a shame. Or if that's enough.

Josh Allen:

So I definitely am sending positive vibes, because I just f***ing downloaded D2:LoD, so I'll see you all on the the f***ing other side.

When you live in the suburbs:

Team Green, Team Black…the last time I picked a side my guy imprinted on a baby vampire. Not making that mistake again.

What's a better movie? Executive Decision, or Air Force One?

$179.99 for a stretchy, all weather, super warm, and breathable beach towel that triples as a hammock and toilet paper? I'm in! You want my address? Nevermind. That's $180 + Spam mail that follows me on vacation. I've got neighbors.

YouTube tells me James McAvoy is becoming Russell Crowe and that is okay.

Kids playing with yoyos again. Take note, grab your Duncans and fireballs.