It finally happened. Yesterday on Ash Wednesday, a woman brought in her cat for ashes. I told her I could bless the cat, but I can't give ashes. Ashes would indicate the cat is sorrowful for his sins. She accepted this explanation. The cat seemed relieved, and so was I.

Russia’s ruling party officials gave ... meat grinders to mothers of soldiers killed in Ukraine The photo is from the party’s regional branch's official VK account

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Fuck me, what’s the betting that they reinstall Assad? Monsters all

Mo' Clubbed Card

Cheltenham right now 😳

#theapprentice Ratcliffe could learn a lot from this young business maverick

I’m over on the smug other blue place By the way, same username.

Penelope Keith preparing the Grassy Knoll, 22nd November 1963

It’s…..warm.

I would watch this. theguardian.com/sport/2025/mar…

This guy is a bit of a quack isn’t he?

So much growth

Well Done FedEx Help How hard can it be? I can SEE my package, the pickup shop has it in his hand but he can’t give it to me because fedex haven’t given me a pickup code. Their bot assures me it will be resolved. It will not be. Another courier I’ll not use again

Won’t someone think of the selfies?

What does this even mean? It’s fairly average dancing, they don’t even flap their arms around.

GO ON DOUGAL

I hope he’s got a good toxicologist

We go live Tesla headquarters, to Elon musks office, where he is about to make a statement