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REMINDER: JUST LIKE ANY BUSINESS VENTURE, THERE CAN BE MANY UNEXPECTED ROADBLOCKS AND EXPENSES WHEN RUNNING AN INSIDIOUS CULT. NOT THAT WE'RE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE OR ANYTHING. 💸👁✋

SAFETY BULLETIN: CHILLUMINATI AGENTS ARE EXPECTED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "ALIEN ABDUCTIONS" AND "ALIEN-THEMED ABDUCTIONS". IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH WHEN DEALING WITH UFOS. 🛸💀👽

TRIVIA: A HISTORICALLY REPRESSED ORGANIZATION, THE CHILLUMINATI ALSO ADOPTED TOMB TIME INTO OUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK FROM 1985-1997, BUT REMOVED IT SUDDENLY WHEN THE FINANCIAL DEPARTMENT GOT TRANSFORMED INTO MUMMIES IN AN UNRELATED INCIDENT. 👁️🪦🧻

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NOTICE: WHILE JESSE COX DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE PARANORMAL, WE FIND HIS PRESENCE NECESSARY, AS AFTER JUST ONE WEEK, THE OTHER TWO HOSTS TRIED TO GIVE THE SHOW AWAY TO ALIENS. 👽🛸👽🎙

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ATTENTION: PLEASE BUY A NEW BIGFOOT SHIRT BEFORE THEY ARE MYSTERIOUSLY GONE ON JUNE 8TH. THIS IS A SUGGESTION NOT AN ORDER. BUT PLEASE MAKE AN ORDER. YOU GET WHAT WE MEAN. 🦧👕💰

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Some small fixes have been pushed through to the website. The Random Episode button will now automatically pull up the episode and play it on the site The Search Archive till now recognizes and list all episodes with the key words used.