Don't underestimate those slimes...

Your house isn't the only thing he can break into...

Hole Calibrations

“Hey. No need to escape…”

Some tough men #fnaf #glamrockfreddy #montgomerygator

Henry was showing off his new shirt, and his new Jockstrap. He was proud of both.

Intruder

“ I don’t give a fuck if this is your towel, bro. It was in my face, and I wanted to use it as my sperm rag”

“ why play with some boobs when you can play with these pecs?”

“ Mordecai! I think the AC is broken in the house again. This is the sixth pair of underwear this week. I’ve been sweating through!”

“ I’m thinking of dressing up like this for Halloween. Do you guys like the costume or should I get rid of the towel?”

“ I think Mordecai’s gonna get pissed that I ruined his Spider-Man costume that he was gonna use for a costume party in in October. But I don’t care, my dick couldn’t fit in that costume. He should be thanking me!”

“ it’s not going to fuck itself”

“ and they called the speedo XXXL! Pathetic explanation it’s barely holding in my junk”

“Suck it!”

“ I was using the tape to measure my biceps, but I think something else wants to be measured”

“ I’m in your bed right now waiting for cuddling}

“ what can I say all raccoons have great asses”

It was 100 degrees outside and his AC was broken, using a small fan. Barely wearing any clothes he wasn't expecting [Reader] to drop by.