Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job

Exactly the binder I'd expect the lyrics "Through to the badlands of Wyoming, I killed everything in my path" to be stored in.

Mike Piazza was drafted dead last in the draft, and it was a favour for Tommy Lasorda. But yet, Ted Williams knew he was going to be great when he was 15. GOATS just know.

The original story, published in The Atlantic, is masterful. theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

OTD in 2010: MLB top prospect Stephen Strasburg makes his highly anticipated MLB debut. He would strike out 14 hitters, and walk none.

In 1989, in Wisconsin, USA, an extraordinary feat was achieved: seven generations of a family were alive at the same time. This remarkable occurrence remains undisputed and stands as a world record. The individuals involved were Augusta Bunge, aged 109, accompanied by her

By far one of the craziest pop culture nutrition piece I've read. Decade after decade scientists keep finding ice cream's anti-diabetic and anti-obesity effects but can't believe the results. They redo the data but the effect size still stays significant, so they start lying.

I think it’s a good album

Favorite books I read in '23: Cloud Cuckoo Land - Anthony Doerr Crossing to Safety - Wallace Stegner Demon Copperhead - Barbara Kingsolver Piranesi - Susanna Clarke Seven Ages of Paris - Alistair Horne

Full writeup of his stuff coming tomorrow, but I like this move for the Cubs pending financial details and length. Awesome fastball, would immediately have the most ride in baseball if his WBC numbers hold up.

ICYMI: I wrote about our national hanging out crisis. In the last 20 years, averaging face-to-face socializing has declined ~30% among adults and ~50% among teens. We've never been so alone. And it's driving us crazy. theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

Bruce Springsteen JOINS John Mellencamp TONIGHT FOR PINK HOUSES New Jersey Performing Arts Center !! OMG THIS WAS SICK!! TWO OF MY HEROS AND LEGENDARY ICONS ON THE SAME STAGE IS A DREAM! YES I HAD TEARS. #Springsteen #JohnMellencamp

We fed him to the pack, but he came back leading it Justin Fields TRIBUTE VIDEO 🐻⬇️

Caitlin Clark when she saw Hailey van lith step up to guard her

this is like me telling martin scorsese i’m not interested in the lead role in his next movie

Me on July 19th getting ready to play a 3rd grader online:

My final takeaway from Caleb Williams Bears debut:

I think I’d love Mike Vrabel at HC married with an offensive mind like … Thomas Brown. #DaBears

Fav books I read in '24: Shuggie Bain - Douglas Stuart Nuclear War - Annie Jacobsen Then We Came to An End - Ferris Rendezvous with Rama - Clarke

The year is 2087. I am 96 years old. “Have they lost yet, child?” I feebly ask my great great grandson. “No, paterfamilias,” he replies. “The Brewers have still not lost a game since July 30, 2025.” I breathe my last. It is finally over.