When you score 4 goals in your last 2, but you know next week you’ll be benched for a guy with 1 goal all season

Doctors and engineers, Anthony Albanese ? #Bondi

I’m sorry I intend no disrespect but look how fluid we look without #him on the left wing

He missed mate

Amazing Tweet. So sad. So true.

x.com/i/status/20002… This is such a perfect 11 seconds of footage that describes the western situation... A migrant terrorist kills a dozen people. A local man stomps him in the head in anger over his country, while the female cop shoves him and gets ready to arrest hims so

Australian female cops when the pressures on.

Accurate

> terrorist shoots people screaming "allahu akbar" > *ban guns* > terrorist stabs people screaming "allahu akbar" > *ban knives* > terrorist runs over crowd at Christmas market screaming "allahu akbar" > *ban cars near gatherings* > terrorist burns church screaming "allahu

Grown men were running through the streets of London covering their mouths for this 😭😭😭😭😭

This is how weak the Australian government is. Embarrassing

All 20 Premier League goalkeepers save that btw…

i’m cryin yo they squeezed all his trophies in the top left corner 😭😭😭

"She mistakenly slept with someone"

Some jokes write themselves don’t they

Unlucky is being 1.12 centimetres away from being invincible, centurion double winners. Unlucky is being a Rodri handball and a Courtois masterclass from being quadruple winners. 89 points is baby food. Tell Arteta to break 90 points before moaning.

Anthony Albanese Hopefully forcing old white farmers to give up their guns will stop 20 year old jihadists from mass murdering more Australians. Thank you for keeping us safe Mr Prime Minister Anthony Albanese

Anthony Albanese Oh fuck off you incompetent retard.

Anthony Albanese It’s not the guns, it’s the people who you imported shooting the guns. You know terrorists will just use knives and vehicles next time, right?

Anthony Albanese How about you get dangerous immigrants out of your country?