'Morning Plum, remember moving me to loosehead prop? Well you're fired' #SharksRugby yfrog.com/nx5nleyj

"Have you lived?"

"Madonna is 55 & her boyfriend 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 & her boyfriend 26. Dont worry if you not dating, they might not be born" Jess Lennon

"UberFacts: “Dysania” is the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning"Jess Lennon we suffer from this serious condition" haha

Which ever way you want to look at it then, I guess Broad is just the Suarez of cricket. Pushes the rules whenever possible for team gain.

Going to be a weekend perched in front of the TV. Awesome sport ahead #theAshes #theOpen #TDF #Superugby

VOTE for Ayron Schramm as SSN Craven Week Player of the Year: schoolsportsnews.co.za/rugby/poll-pla… Kearsney College ayron schramm

"Stoney: 1936 Fred Perry won Wimbledon, birth of a royal baby, Australia won The Ashes 3-2 after trailing by 0-2. cont"@jarrydphillips1

Benji Marshall signed with the Blues. Only time will tell if he can replicate his magic touch in rugby union #Quality #ClassOfHisOwn

"untold secrets: Drinking alchohol moderately can boost your IQ, Japanese studies suggest" Sheldon Campbell #debatable #duckdiving #stitches

"Alex Rudd: Ozil has failed his medical at Arsenal due to a dust-induced asthma attack after the being shown the trophy room." Hayden Rich

"SA SCHOOL SPORTS™: Cricket: Brad Hope of Maritzburg College still U14 played First XI on the weekend scoring 38* "Haydn Bradfield

"What The F*** Facts: Bald eagles can swim. They use an overhand movement of the wings that is very much like the butterfly stroke."Sherry King

@jarrydphillips1 or its the fact that u can't beat them #dontwearthepants #numbertwo #punchingaboveurweight #canturelate?

Last stellies jol as a matie tonight!!! Gonna have to make it an epic one #FnD Benjamin de Villiers @jarrydphillips1 Ryan Cloete David Nell Olly Mathew

Matt Prior this series: runs made = 4. Byes conceded = 9. #Ashes

Test match cricket... if u not in front of the TV tomorrow, u doing it wrong #sscricket #SAvsAUS @jarrydphillips1

Cape Town, follow Sunfoil Development Cricket and RT this to stand a chance to win a box for you and 9 mates and Saturday... #NowWereCooking

Surely to straight and leg side to Joe Root. Rather frustrate him outside off AB de Villiers #SSCricket

Would love to see this line up Faf Du Plessis #SSCricket Amla De Kock De Villiers Du Plessis Miller Rossouw Morris Steyn Rabada Abbott Tahir