Boris Johnson is going to fight 😡 For His Right, To Party 🥳 🎶 #SueGrayDay

Giving people £200 because they can't afford to pay £800 then asking for your £200 back isn't help

Hey Rishi Sunak .I’ll pay back the loan I didn’t take out when your wife pays back the £1.4 million Covid Loan. Deal?

Cake is done 💖💖💖💖 think I might take it to number 10 for an ambush😜😜😜😜 #JohnsonOut11 #EnoughIsEnough

Just to clarify in practice the £200 bill-credit 'loan' on all home elec bills in Oct. - every bill will reduce by £200 - every bill after Apr 23 increases by £40/yr for 5yrs regardless of if you got the £200 or not. Its a 1yr bill reduction followed by a 5yr compulsory levy.

#JohnsonOut11

How do we solve the problem of the streets of Liverpool being covered in dog poo?

For the love of God people. Get a grip. This lunatic is a dangerous ridiculous being. He needs to go. #JohnsonOut22

How cool is this? #RingoStarr @john_culshaw86 #liverpool #toxteth #streetart #coolaf @ Liverpool instagram.com/p/Ca4upyjMNmu/…

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

Does anyone out there know the point of #tinder? I speak to people and seem to be getting along well then they disappear off the face of the earth. I don't understand! Help. 😭 Tinder

Starmer: “The only time he ran in a competitve election he got trounced by the former Prime Minister, who herself got beaten by a lettuce.”

Matt Hancock picking up £400k on #ImACelebrity. On top of his 240k MP expenses. On top of his 80k MP salary. On top of his £10k for media work. On top of his £20k golden payment for being sacked. All while Nurses are turning to food banks to eat. Tory Britain, what a disgrace.

🚨🚨 A 35 meter long banner aimed at Matt Hancock has been flown over the #ImACeleb jungle in Australia

#manchesterairport hands down the worst airport experience on the planet.

Repeatedly eating the Christmas cheese and having to buy more Christmas cheese, making “Christmas cheese” more of a rolling term.

"We apologise for the delay with your bag. We have checked your file and tracing is still ongoing. We can assure you we are working to get your bag returned as soon as possible." after 11 days of no luggage. Dublin- Manchester! Diverted- Birmingham. Aer Lingus #manchesterairport

What is going on with our luggage? It would be really nice to get an update after 72 hours of waiting and hearing nothing. The never ending “still tracing” status does not inspire confidence #sas #worldtracer #ahs #cph #ham #missingluggage

#Coronation #shittscreek #CamillatheHomewrecker 🤣