College basketball analysts tonight:

When you’re talking with another adult, but your 6-year-old keeps trying to interrupt with some nonsense:

Throw the damn towel!

Time to bring the phrase “So Kentucky football” back.

If you play “Yakety Sax” over Kentucky replays, it kinda makes it hurt less.

Do not mess with the Tennessee player that’s cosplaying as The Crow.

Works every time.

BREAKING: Churchill Downs has filed a cease & desist against Coach Mark Stoops for infringing on their “Fastest Two Minutes in Sports” trademark.

Tennessee went back out to the lobby to find a more challenging opponent.

I like the graphic more without the score.

.Mitch Barnhart

Sneak preview:

Bentley to a recruiting visit? Where have I seen that desperate move before… oh yeah!

Bustin’ makes me feel good!

Mark Stoops and Mitch Barnhart:

Mitch Barnhart: “It’s not your fault.” Mark Stoops: “I know.” Mitch: “No. Listen to me. It’s not your fault.” Mark: “I know.” Mitch: “It’s not your fault.” Mark: “Don’t f**k with me, Mitch. Not you.” Mitch: “It’s not your fault.” Mark: *sobbing*