He kept saying the N-word for laughs 💀—somebody made sure he learned the lesson the hard way 😈

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Travel is not a reward for working hard. It's a reminder of why life is worth living.

MY FRIEND IS STILL PAYING FOR GMAIL STORAGE. I told him to do this before. He went from 14.9/15 GB to 6 GB in a single afternoon. Hope this helps you ↓

who sleeps with a blanket while the fan’s on? me:

Bro believes in gender equality 💀

ang cravings ko today ay pera, pati bukas at sa mga susunod na araw, pera.

Cancelling plans to sleep is very reasonable.

A man was harassing a woman in the elevator. See what she did.🔥

A waiter gets attacked and suddenly remembers his boxing training.

A man tried to drag a woman into a room and assaulted her when she refused, but she fought back and whooped his ass.

Sa mundong punung-puno ng fake news at clickbait, DISCERNMENT IS YOUR BEST DEFENSE.

If you continue to accept, consume, or worse, propagate fake news, parte ka ng problema. Ayaw na magverify, tapos ikakalat pa. Lost cause na yan. Nagising kang tanga, nabubuhay kang tanga, mamamatay kang tanga.

Remember when we used to choose our own background on Twitter? 😭

banana ketchup actually emerged in the Philippines during world war 2 as a response to disrupted supply chains and widespread food scarcity. with tomato imports severely limited, local food systems adapted by turning to what was abundant in the archipelago: bananas. the

Our lord will provide.

Don’t get sucked into the marketing hype of new iPhones and Samsung phones. Just - Buy a phone - Use it till it dies - Then buy another Save your money.

dadating din ang panahon na hindi na tayo mamomroblema magbayad ng bills buwan buwan 🙏🏽✨

Karen wanted to fight the manager. She got the final boss instead.

Got paid yesterday. Paid my bills and outstanding debts. Broke again within an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just amazing!