I mysteriously feel poorly *eats food and drinks water* I mysteriously feel less poorly

It isn't your job to convince people to appreciate you. If they're incapable of seeing how great you are, and if they're unwilling to match the effort you give, ask yourself whether they're worth the continued investment.

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Barry's Life Hacks: If the little voice in your head is getting in the way, simply imagine that voice is someone else's. Now would you listen to them?

Me trying to embrace the Leo inside me

#ChatGPT "Write a three sentence poem without using any words with the letter E in them." It gave back: "Sun rays warm my skin, Butt'rfly lands, wings begin To flap, in winds so thin." Uh... Why is it so GOOD??? #poetry

Me when I see someone cute: "I fucking hate you"

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

Someone called me "heart horny" and I am officially obsorbing this into my identity.

Gets food poisoning "maybe the food wasn't bad, maybe I was just overly sensitive?"

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Me: "I can't have adhd, I focus great. Sometimes I focus so well, I literally can't think about anything else for days" ADHD folks: aHahahAha

It's important to remember that meditation is not the act of sitting cross-legged and saying "ome". It's the process of expanding yourself into your own mind and finding comfort there. However you do that, do it.

How do people manage the processing of dating? It's so terribly heartbreaking.

Doing the thing again

Sometimes I have to remind myself that I'm only 28 even though I hang out with older people. I see people who are like 25 and I think "they're babies" and then remember that I'm only 3 years older than them. I is baby.

Sometimes it costs more to hold onto something. Sometimes you need to let go so that you're free to take hold of something new.

Therapist talking to me about my people pleasing: "Wow! I am really impressed by your progress! You're doing so well" Me: "Thanks! I aim to please!" 😃👍

When you're so frustrated by how inarticulate you are with a message, you don't just minimize the window, you close the whole app.