Props to my neighbour, who is sunbathing in 11°C/52°F weather by lying on the roof of his shitty car in starfish pose and blaring Cardi B's "WAP" for all of us to nod along to on this fine turkey day weekend

My dog is really not okay and I got woken up by the washing machine flooding the basement how is everyone else's 3am going

RIP Abby (AKA Abbus Doggus, Professor of Bork AKA noodle AKA bean AKA nugget AKA best girl in the whole world), 2005(?)–2024. She loved, and was loved, so fiercely.

Thread, up and down.

Dear hands: I am on a deadline for this client book. Now is not the time for you both to go numb on me. I still need to be able to type, okay? #AmEditing #Disability

Truly do not understand how anyone could have watched even the first episode of #AgathaAllAlong and come away thinking it was anything but extremely queer. 😂

"My first memory is of 9/11. I've lived through endless war, two economic collapses, and the return of actual Nazis. So this 'worst world ever' thing you see? It's the only world I've ever known. I'm not scared. I'm kinda ready to kick it in the junk." 💜 #LeverageRedemption

I'm so confused. Someone rang our doorbell just now, at 1:40am, left two cans of pop in a plastic bag on our front step, and ran away. Is this the new way to do doorbell pranks?? Do the youths leave apology snacks now?? Note to neighbourhood kids: I request Snickers next time.

This week: One client project down, one more to go! Victory cookie pour moi! Also I have a raging ear infection that feels like I'm being stabbed in the face. So tragedy cookie pour moi too. Basically I just deserve cookies. #AmEditing

Supporting queer creators in the US is part of how you can say FUCK YOU to what's happening there right now. Also, you get cool stories. Win/win.

Reading 2024 fiction? Try the short story "On the Water Its Crystal Teeth" by Marissa Lingen! (Marissa Lingen ) You can read it in the eBooks now & on the website in December!

"Our message though is that people living with #LongCOVID face challenges every day. Helping them to avoid reinfection has to be central to our approach." I love these daily insights into looking after people with Long Covid during Long Covid research. ❤️❤️👇👇❤️❤️

Image description: a metal railing with words in red spray paint: ANYONE CAN GET LONG COVID

I know that some people find it hard to believe but someone being awful isn't due to mental illness. There are plenty of people with mental illness that are kind. Please stop stigmatizing mental illness. Don't blame people's bad behaviors on mental illness.

Why do people keep getting my nationality wrong? From Instagram posts recommending me as a "Congolese author", to reviews in places like Reactor that misunderstand my work & say it has "a deep connection to Kenya". No. I'm Nigerian. My stories primarily connect to Nigeria.

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