"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't." — Robert Benchley

Rt me to let me know when you figure it out.

.@TheBlackKeys really made an incredible album. Imagine how good it would be if they also used the white keys.

46 cases of champaign to finish up wedding season. instagram.com/p/dU_enUQeCR/

How the 5 seconds rule works

@The1RickLewis 73 sunny.

Pink Pork Fine: USDA lowers minimum cooking temperature to 145 °F: http://huff.to/jkwy4R

Just saw a woman in Des Moines so big she was wearing a moo moo moo. 2 moos weren't enough to cover her.

“Ron White: I’m glad I don’t vote. What a choice for President in 2012: Do I lie here in the wet spot or roll off the edge of the bed?”