I wish cartoon sound effects happened in real life and they had an on/off/random switch. Random would tend to happen during inappropriate situations, like in the movies, for the chuckles.

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, Baguetti

Everyone swallows their own fluid. Is spit more water or mucus?

Sometimes I like to reminisce when I was 18-22 and thought I was so damn novel.

Honestly, EVERYONE should go on strike. Let’s make the ultra rich as poor as their ethics.

The worst thing about Panda Express is that all of the other Chinese restaurants I've enjoyed taught my mouth to start disliking Panda Express

In the 1500's, families really liked to fuck each other... what the fuck, ancestors?!

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Anyone else in Austin and heard a loud explosion? (Did not sound like a firework)

Having to hold the select button to open the director in Destiny 2 is annoying and I hate that they changed it to be that way.

This is still probably single handedly the best video I ever produced during my entire porn career.

Ever feel like you need a therapist to help you find a therapist?

I am curious as to what weapon the Hunter has in their right hand, in the new Strand trailer. Bungie Destiny 2 #destinythegame

Such a great song #TheEarlyNovember open.spotify.com/track/68UImY90…

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Tell me you are a CIS white male without saying you are a snowflake

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