No penalty, which is fair. Let's just ask that the rest of the season sees VAR so keen, yeah?

Welcome back, Jota

Does the set-piece coach get to claim any credit?

Alan Smith's every utterance is attempting to manifest an alternate reality where whatever just happened is bad for Liverpool

To everyone raving about the burqa, once again ... What are your thoughts on nuns being required to wear a habit?

BMW stands for "Beware. Motorised Wanker"

FFS, let the players rest, get into the dressing room, fucking anything but talk to some wanker with a camera at half time. Who actually wants this?

Not even 2 minutes on the clock and Joelinton shows what a cunt he is. Just once, can a referee do something about him?

Simon Hooper will not book a Newcastle player until one of them kills a Liverpool player

Nobody outside of Newcastle is upset to see Joelinton hurt himself

It's not luck when we keep ln doing it. And at some point Konate will stop giving 2 goals away per game, too #YNWA

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Approaching the referee after a Merseyside derby is a red-card offence, isn't it?

Gooners singing Allez Allez? This is their song We've fallen down at Anfield And at Old Trafford too When we go to your place We'll fall down against you If we don't get a set-piece We're never gonna score And so if you come hear us We hit the fucking floor FALLEZ FALLEZ FALLEZ

If Michael Oliver didn't see the head injury, he's not competent. Get him off this field, and out of this sport

Spurs have been absolute cunts in this game. They seem to be put to injure Liverpool before playing football.

Szoboszlai, man ... Just sublime!

Bernardo has spent his whole career avoiding punishment, about time something stuck on the rat-faced cunt

£91,000 of tax skipped due to "minor administrative error", which is at least the 2nd such error made when it comes to Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 ... Dude, sack your accountants. Or give me the job? I have no qualifications, but I doubt I would do a worse job!

I guess Martinez will drop "The butcher", and go with "The barber" from now on ...