trying to act nonchalant when people mention your upcoming bday gives me the same feeling as trying to act nonchalant when the entire group laughs at a joke you said

Looking for a 2bhk semifurnished flat in Bengaluru. Anywhere between bellandur and indiranagar. Budget 35k DM if you have any leads (will buy you chocolate)

if he kneels so much how are only his armstrong? shouldn’t his legs also be strong?

Looking for replacement for my 1bhk in kadubeesanahalli Balcony, great natural light, and separate area for fridge and washing machine rent (negotiable) fully-furnished: 31k semi: 28k deposit: 1L 5 minutes walk from Kadubeesanahalli Jn. DM if interested! Bangalore Roomie

Looking for a vacancy in a 2/3bhk flat or for a 1bhk flat in blr. Please send me any leads you may have. Thanks!!

on the vandhe bharat rn when do they start serving the matcha boba?

you’re laughing?? really????? i just asked you who wrote Party Rock Anthem and you’re laughing?? YOURE LAUGHING???

came out to my parents: second edition conveniently they’d forgotten my first coming outs did the surprise pikachu face when i told them “stop looking for alliances i have a boyfriend” idc if they accept or not, ive told them, its on them now. goodnight folks

going to get 🤪🤪🤪 tattooed on my forehead to signify the silly jolly fellow that i am

arijit singh? you mean arijit sang 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

my vocal stims last week: “i just want for you to say for me to sorry” this week: “can i get a SHAM-BOUGHHHH” “hello sweeety swEEEty SWEEETY”

petition for butterflew to start selling her baked goods

on today’s episode of what’s stuck in my head: “granny pass nhi hai zindagi khatam ho gaya bazooka se aasman mein vh ud gayi aur hookah mein, yaad uski”

how are we expected to work today wtf

when i’m at work is when i realise that some gen-z don’t gen-z as some other gen-z does