“I need to get the iPad working as I can’t text and Zwift on my phone!”. No mate, you just need to STFU and ride harder. 👍🏼

Maybe we should call it Twatopia?

Lots of tour de Zwift riders suddenly thinking they’re in a multi stage professional road race. #gamification #lostonthem

First ⁦Zwift⁩ ride through the Watopian Jungle! I was worried that monkey might throw something...

“Catch my wheel as you come past so we can get back to the group”. Errrr.... 🤔

“Good legs, must be getting fitter” No, mate. You had a 50mph tailwind when you took that KOM today. #stravawanker

Some pretty impressive tailwinds in Twatopia today. 😂 #rideon

Oh hey there, ‘Hugh G. Rection’. Is that a ride on in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

“Thanks for the tow.” You know drafting doesn’t work on computers?

Same reason people ride in packs. Makes it feel like real life when it’s nothing like it 😂

So much SERIOUS foreign training camp talk on Twitter - I’ll be happy to just come home the same Fucking weight as I left unlike every other year I’m heavier on return 😢 🇪🇸 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

Just seen: “Zwift stoke my socks! This is no joke, I had blue striped socks which match my kit and now I have no socks. I stick out like a sore thumb!” #firstworldproblems #sockgate

Dear Zwift No one wants to ride in New York. We are cyclists: we like Flanders cotes, Roubaix cobbles, Dolomites climbs, even Basque rain and Colombia crazy fans but no, we don't want Central Park unless it's for a Friends reunion. Sincerely yours (but only in winter), Ginevra

“Thanks for the pull.” Er dude, think about this for a second...

So what the heck is the water drops counter all about? 💧

How do you know if a rider on Zwift is a vegan? Oh, they’ll make it obvious

A virtual race streamed on TV. Hmm 🤔 #thatwillcatchon

Just seen: “This is hard work today, but then I am pulling a train!” Mate, no-one is chain-ganging in your living room. 😅

“Is this the right way to the pub?”

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