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BREAKING: Apple just became the first American company to cross $1 trillion in value cnn.it/2OxUqn7

Once dated a girl name Lolly just so I could introduce her to my dad & say "This is Lolly, Pop." Broke up with her like 5 minutes later.

John McCain believed that every citizen has a responsibility to make something of the freedoms given by our Constitution, and from his heroic service in the Navy to his 35 years in Congress, he lived by his creed every day. bit.ly/2wff9V5

Metallica is launching a whiskey that’s infused with their music

Today I’m at the University of Illinois to deliver a simple message to young people all over the country: You need to vote, because our democracy depends on it. I hope you'll tune in at 11am CT: go.illinois.edu/live

"The thing about him, is timing. Something about this guy, he always has impeccable timing. ... Fourth quarter, you bring out your star." -Van Jones reacts to former President Barack Obama's speech at the University of Illinois cnn.it/2MUrQPq

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Apple unveils three new iPhone Xs: the 5.8-inch iPhone XS, the 6.5-inch iPhone XS Max, and the 6.1-inch iPhone XR cnn.it/2CQskl5

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Good. Nope, still single. Yep, still working there. Good. Nope, still single. Yep, still working there. Good. Nope, still single. Yep, still working there. - practicing talking to family during the Chanukah party

By the way, when the helicopter couldn’t fly to the first cemetery in France because of almost zero visibility, I suggested driving. Secret Service said NO, too far from airport & big Paris shutdown. Speech next day at American Cemetery in pouring rain! Little reported-Fake News!

Wife: I’m speechless Me: finally

Drunk people will always tell you they're drunk. They’re just like vegans only much cuter and less pathetic.

Happy Hanukkah! Over these eight nights, we draw inspiration from light that can overpower any darkness, and recommit ourselves to building a brighter future for our families, our communities, and our world. Chag Sameach from the Obama family to yours.

Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari has denied claims that he died and was replaced by a clone, calling the speculation "ignorant rumors." cnn.it/2RvFuaa

Wife: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake Me: *stirring my coffee serenely* I prefer it with salt

TRUMP: John McCain sucks but you know who I like? That Kim Jong Un fellow. REPUBLICANS: This is our guy!

Me: I'm looking to sell this gun, can you do $400 Pawn shop owner: I can do $250 Me: [cocking gun] how about now Pawn shop owner: well now that I see that it works yeah I could do $400

I failed art in middle school on purpose just so my report card would say “F-Art” and if that dedication to a vision isn’t worthy of an A+ in art I don’t know what is.

Donald Trump wants to be a dictator. It’s not enough just to laugh at him theguardian.com/commentisfree/…