humour so broke 😭

Nirmala Sitharaman changing her image like

Are we still tweeting?

Rs 1,25,000 per 10 grams of gold is expected by June 2026. -ICICI Bank.

Yea

practicing oil pastels until I get the hang of it 🐸

Last night I ended up reading my chat with someone I'd often meet/talk up until a few years ago and in a weird turn of events it soothed my aching self. I don't know what it healed or why I opened up the said person's chat but everything started making sense again after that 🥲

the Gardener

Had my first drink after almost 2.5 yrs or so and I almost drunk tweeted. Almost. 😂🙃

If you are going to sri lanka,you should hire kanishka. During my Uber days in Sri Lanka, I had an opportunity to meet him and then looked deeper into his ratings and was super impressed with his ratings. 4.9+ 5000+ trips back in 2018.

SUMMARY OF H-1B EXECUTIVE ORDER - ENTRY BAN: No H-1B visa holder may enter the United States beginning Sunday September 21st, including current visa holders, unles they pay $100K to enter. - VISA FEE: New H-1B and H-1B extensions must pay 100K to be processed and 100K per year

If you thought H1B was big, HIRE is coming. The US Senate has proposed the Halting International Relocation of Employment (HIRE) Act, designed to make outsourcing less attractive for American companies. If passed, and Trump may, starting Dec 31, 2025, US firms that shift

I have a child who wakes up in the middle of his sleep, eyes closed, sits up and *bam* falls flat on my face and snores away to glory 😒 I'm living all those Instagram reel boy mom moments and it's getting scary now 🫣

Rocki Irish Mayers Sept 13 2025 🎀

Dear SUHEL SETH, if the Oxford English Dictionary is my ‘sole mate,’ then I suppose I walk in well-defined shoes. Better that than barefoot in banality! So I'm guilty as charged. And if you meant the OED is my 'sole' mate, I must say being wedded to the dictionary beats being

My film with a Pakistani actor was shot before the Pahalgam attack. But they're playing cricket with Pakistan after the Pahalgam attack. Punjabis and Sikhs can never go against the nation. —Diljit Dosanjh gives it back to Sanghies in his own style.

Right. Freeze your eggs. Decide if you want to marry a homosapien like this at all. Marriage is NOT the be all end all and absolutely worthless, traumatising and horrifying if it is the wrong partner. This is true for all / any gender.

Not my husband singing "Bheege hoth tere" to our 11 month old son for putting him to sleep 😶

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