Jacob carrying me when we play Peak

26 days until I get to have my full of mead and turkey legs. 43 days until the wife and myself get to be men of means in New York

MAGA: Yeah, get rid of Obamacare! Also MAGA: Wait, what happened to the Affordable Care Act

Trader Joe’s surveys neighborhoods where the average income is over $100,000 w high population density before opening a store … so yeah. it is.

I don’t think collectively we are sad or mad enough. Bc what the fuck do you mean millions of people, babies included, are about to lose their only access to food. That is absolutely terrifying and heartbreaking

imagine being a president and the only records you broke were the longest government shutdowns and the worst economy recorded omg

we’re soooo back

HUGGY WUGGY. TONIGHT.

Deep cleaning your car is so cathartic

My lil goth boy

The fact that people aren’t scared to leave the house dressed like this is a problem.

shaved yesterday

Stop lying, ABC News. The SNAP safety fund has $5 billion in it, ready to go, regardless of government opening. The correct headline: "Out of Spite, Republicans Refuse to Release Already-Approved SNAP Emergency Funds, Leaving Millions of Americans Hungry".

"You hate AI because it's going to replace you" Actually, I hate genAI because it is built off of stolen data, it breaks copyright laws, it's poisoning the planet & black communities. It's raising our electricity bills. It's spreading misinformation & making people fucking stupid

I thought houses with sex offenders can't hand out candy?

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

I (and I cannot stress this enough) do not and will never care about any billionaire’s feelings at any given time. Not even once. Not ever. You own the world and still have tantrums? Groundbreaking. Vent to the Titanic she loves company

It’s a sad day when a judge has to order the President of the United States to feed vulnerable families and hungry children with funds already designated for that very purpose.

Literally crying bc of all the kitties that got dressed up for the Petsmart Halloween event that didn’t even get any treats bc every thing there is dog centric.

Why must everything be rooted in misogyny and the patriarchy?!?!?!