it is a good day bc bennie and the jets has come on

reckon if i were to die, instead of a hymn id like everyone to sing bennie and the jets, in full, to the end to the outro

If Nintendo do not announce new animal crossing today I’m not kidding I am committing seppuku

what on earth is a “football type”

Serving football casual cunty today

Don’t love this fucking ref GoPro pov - this isn’t found footage at the emirates mate

Also just want to clarify as someone was confused the other day… that I am, and always will be a West Ham fan, born and bred from a long long long line of eastenders from Canning Town baby (My boyfriend is Arsenal so we watch both teams equally)

Because Daphne and Clive are fussy little bastards, we give Nixon any of the STUPID EXPENSIVE food they don’t like

Was reading up on why Jimmy Kimmel had been sacked, and I got to the end of this BBC article and I…. This is what people mean when they say AI is stealing peoples jobs

Watching this in double vision I think is making it doubly worse ffs WE ARE AT HOME COME ON ⚒️ GET A GRIP

He was in nurse Jackie!!!!!!!!!!!

My Halloween stuff came and now I have a demon cat

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lets play how many times can Charlotte play bennie and the jets on repeat till Andrew gets real angry

If you are on my snapchat you are in for a bennie and the jets related treat

@christapus BENNIE

Bennie and the jets is one of my fave songs of all time HANDS DOWN

My mum made me nearly wet myself so bad I had to hold myself physically till I reached the toilet by making noises along to Bennie and the Jets