Oh no, you’re the guest. So I’ll be bringing things for you. Change of clothes might be good to have though, if you come for a swim.

She shouldn’t call herself things like that.

That was beautiful, Jen. You tell ‘em.

Sometimes it’s cute when a girl’s a little lame.. but valentine’s speed dating? That’s a rough pool. Should find yourself another vampire. Now you’ve been claimed by one, you’re probably irresistible to the others.

Why’s that? I’m not teaching you how to light up. Just teaching you how to not fuck up the smoke detector.

Course I’m a human. What’d you think I was, a succubus? So I’ll be spontaneously catching flame throughout the day. Thoughtful of you to give me that heads up.

unscathed, unburdened, unashamed.

Pint-sized and former housewife, she knows that. Those words just happen to be a dog whistle for her— but she’s behaving. ..Not that it’s her business, but did Nancy like being a housewife?

You got it, Ang. You know how to tell when it’s laced, right?

What an interesting word to see you use.

That’s the only thing stopping you from becoming someone’s personal blood bank? Those vampires really fucked it up.

Yeah, maybe back in the victorian ages.

Pedantic… she doesn’t know what that one means. Nancy seems kind of wigged out— poor doll. It’s killing her predatory vibe for once. Never heard of a housewife that age, other than those mormons.

She’ll take her word for it. Shane went to school maybe once a month. Jesus… catholic parents are tools. Had no idea the marriage was stepford. She’s sorry for bringing it up when they were fucking. God is always pulling shit. What’d he do?

They did? The victorians and I have that in common. Hey, don’t let me stop you from bricking yourself in the head if it means that much to you.

Not sure. Maybe she comes off as someone who ditched class to sneak onto gay gin palaces and learn skills there. She agrees— on both parts. Sometimes fucked up things can kick up the adrenaline. Oh, poor thing’s really been through it. She can fix the sober part.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀you're wasting your time with me . I won't change .

Is that why you burn sage at my place? Guess it’s easier than having me step on consecrated ground. Compassionate way of doing witchcraft. What if you didn’t do that, though? Would save you a night of trouble.