My friend was out on a walk this morning and seen these outside shops and around rathcoole village, my heart❤️

Why is it called a piggy bank and not a horsey bank or something

I could not for the life of me get to sleep last night because of this poxy song “carol baskin. Killed her husband. Whacked him. Can’t convince me that it didn’t happen. Fed him. to tigers. They snackin. What’s happenin? Carole baskin.” I genuinely thought I was going to cry

It’s so funny that dogs don’t even reaslise how much their loved, they just walk around wagging their little tail all day oblivious to what’s going on around them

Did anyone used to put raspberry petit filou yogurt on 2 rich tea biscuits and stick them together?? Or is that just me

Sorry but were scoobies not the best things EVER?? Fighting with one of your friends? Make a scoobie, waiting on your dinner? Make a scoobie, grounded?? Make fucking loads of scoobies

Is there honestly anything better than a good cup of tea in your favourite mug

I hate being the first one to open the dishwasher after it finishes your literally getting tricked into emptying it

Sorry but how unreal is it when the wind blows your hair and all’s you can smell is shampoo and conditioner

I have two Taoiseachs and no pints. Why can't I have no Taoiseachs and two pints?

Love when yeah get out of the shower and pull that string of mascara from your eyeball

When I was younger and I had a cough I used to choke up a lung in me duvet so me ma wouldn’t hear me because she wouldn’t have let me out to play

Throwback to when I was 15 and some fella that was like 7 years older than me bought me €5 credit just to text him

It’s so awkward when you catch someone staring at you so then you keep staring at them because you know they keep staring at you then you feel like the weird one help

Wonder who minds top notch’s child when she goes away

Some poor cunt is after getting a video of the black hairs on me chin that was for the girls HAHAHAHAHA HE IS GOING TO PASS OUT