Anyone else feel bad when you go to delete an app on your iPhone, and all of them quiver like they’re terrified?

Whoa, the end of that fireworks display tonight made the dishes in my cupboard rattle! 😲

F*ck yeah

Going forward, I’m going to need the Olympics to be infiltrated by at least one sketch character per sport.

This demure and mindful thing makes for a weird time to finally get on board with TikTok

Honestly, I think I’m ready for the robots to take over. Let those fucking nerds figure it out.

Nobody: Me: why yes I DID crochet a babybel

New travel goal unlocked… Gotta get jumped-in at Disney World insidethemagic.net/2023/05/gang-a…

Why is it always the people calling everyone else a *snowflake* who actually get so very bent out of shape about everything? Like, “Oh dear me NO, a rainbow poppy?! Save the children!!!”. Seriously? STFU

Ok, either that was the loudest and longest roar of thunder I’ve EVER heard in Vancouver, or I heard some kind of explosion that happened to coincide with lightening and rain? Anybody else?

Thinking of everyone affected by the fires in LA right now. Just a little PSA for anyone who may need a safe place to stay:

This would be a really opportune time for one or two despised billionaires to rebrand as heroes.

Reports from friends seem to be varied around Vancouver, but I sure as heck felt that quake big time at my place. Two huge jolts that made my entire building wabble back and forth, about 20 seconds apart, with a bunch of very noticeable shaking and rumbling in between #earthquake

Just felt another earthquake in Vancouver 😬

When it comes to decorating and craft content, the word ‘hack’ has lost all meaning.

Tough time to be a billionaire CEO I guess.

CALL TO ACTIVISM Oh look, it's the diddler on the roof ☝🏼

Looking for info from anyone living with/managing myelodysplastic syndrome. What treatments have helped, an on what sort of timeline have things progressed? Any info you feel comfortable sharing would be so helpful and grately appreciated. Thank you ♥️ #myelodysplasticsyndrome

I can't tell the difference between what's killing me and what's making me stronger anymore.

Heard someone refer to mashed potatoes as Irish guacamole and now I can’t stop applying the same logic to other foods. For instance, today I bought some French guacamole, or what you might know as tapenade. I make my own fun!