I dream of someone having a ticket for Noah Kahan at MSG next week that they just don't know what to do with and would be willing to trade me for freshly baked cookies or something

Our collective culture and mental health would probably dramatically improve if we all just started volunteering more and consuming less.

My #1 rule of copywriting is slowly becoming: If a conjunction is available, use it. When was the last time you heard someone say, 'we are' or 'do not' or 'will not' in a sentence unless it was in a presentation or argument?

The Australian government will throw you in a cell for bringing in a blueberry but checks zero form of ID when you take a domestic flight

Every time I walk onto a plane, I am seized by an immense fear that my phone will leap out of my hand or bag and fall into the chasm between the jet bridge and the plane as I begin my journey

Turns out that copywriting is 90% asking questions and only 10% actually writing

Happy birthday to me, Jimmy Carter, and Q4!

One year later. We remember the lives stolen and the subsequent attacks on our history, identity, and beliefs. So today I remind you who the Jewish people are. A people who have chosen joy, connection, and life despite thousands of years of hate. We will always dance again.

Bought shares in Target so that all the money I spend there is actually making me money Happy Holidays. You're welcome.

Tell me you're attending a Jewish event in 2025 without telling me. I'll start. "Address provided upon ticket confirmation"

No one asked but I got Beyonce tickets today so that's probably the biggest win of my career so far

There's nothing more awkward than running into a subway car only for the doors to stay open for a whole nother minute

It's taken me many years to accept, but I realize now that nothing will ever come close to the level of satisfaction I had watching the restoration of Woody in Toy Story 2

All women really want is to be driving down a narrow mountain road in Italy in a vintage Jaguar convertible with a scarf on their head while playing Nancy Sinatra

My wonderful great aunt turned 103 today. That's a whole lot of unprecedented times. Happy birthday, Aunty Gladys.

Do you wear Figs? Have you worn Figs? Will you wear Figs? When will you wear Figs?

No I don't live in Gotham City. Am I sure? Also no.

Can a linguist explain why 'no' is so similar across many languages but 'yes' varies so widely?

Nothing will improve your media literacy quite like having deep expertise and/or lived experience about something being covered in the media.