I love when someone complains and they’re like “oh? You hate us? Well what if you had our credit card!”

Nothing, and I mean it.

Current wants: Buffalo chicken dip Chocolate milkshake Plantains

I’m not there yet, still in daycare, but it seems lots of summer camps and people having villages. I don’t know what it will look like for us, but we both have very flexible, parent friendly jobs, which I am so thankful for.

I need another ANTM documentary that does not include Tyra.

Oh shit they gave my toddler a library card without showing ID…

I always feel for people in these situations because it’s so frustrating to not have your preferences as a parent respected

organized

Packing for a 4 day work trip where it’s raining and we also have a costume party is actually my personal hell

I would never know if I was aborted, like that can’t be the worst thing to happen to a child if the child never happened

I never used to get sick on flights, but (even before pregnancy) the last year or so I am so nauseous. What’s up with that + what do I do for it lol

Obsessed with people who are seemingly deboarding a plane for the first time ever

I told my grandma I was craving ooey gooey butter cake - and she just sent one to my house 🥹

“Why is the fertility rate declining????”

I’m out of town so my husband (who gets nervous to pull out daughter’s hair too tight) had to do her hair today for picture day.

The thought of adults who don’t understand credit/credit cards is so fascinating to me