Trump if Ayo Dosunmu was the shooter

Wrestling fans on twitter would mentally not be able to handle what the promotion would have to be marketed like to actually sell tickets to a womens only promotion but it would be really, really funny to watch them freak out about it if it happens

Comedy club owners when you email them and aren’t a sixteen year old girl

We all owe it to trump here for immediately making this about his ballroom so no one cares and it'll be out of the news in a day or two

It must feel good as hell to just be able to ban a specific annoying media trend as a middle level bureaucrat.

This is wrestling

Deserved punishment. This is like rule 1 of gambling as an athlete

f slur occupied government

So if I trade my top-3 protected pick and want to do whatever I can to keep it, I’m actually incentivized to tank harder so I’m in the bottom 3 and get fewer lottery balls. Good one!

using taxpayer money for therapy, charlie would’ve been furious

dating a white guy is like eating an edible they cool at first then they hit you

If you need a wrestling dirtsheet to tell you that a powerful politicians kid with zero experience was a favor hire then you probably should have a family member managing your bank account for you

Campbell is still playing well and his draft class includes a team football president (Matt Ryan), a current coach (Kevin O'Connell) and a fired coach (Jerod Mayo). It is nearly impossible to play such a physical position so well for so long, that's why he's a gold jacket.

🤕🎥🔥 forever botchamania

legend has it that old timers in Brooklyn well into the 1980s refused to call Brooklyn "New York City," and still called the merger the "mistake of (18)98". this will be me in 2059, on my death bed, referred to X as twitter.

Alright let’s see what this Stribling guy is all about

Dr. Umar in the building for Sixers game 6... chills

The Knicks went on a 67-13 run to take a 50-point lead in a Game 6. This is a thing that happened.