Okay, we need 5 Cowboy Jamboree Press stories about this! Jonathan Danielson, JD Clapp, who's with me?

When in the year do university exams occur? 🤔

🚨EXCLUSIVE Newcastle United have told Alexander Isak he will not be sold this summer and move to Liverpool will be blocked - sparking player fury #nufc #lfc telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/…

This seems like grounds for an emergency gutter The Anfield Wrap #LFC

People think that 32% of Democrats are members of the LGBTQ+ community. In reality, that number is 6%. People think that 38% of Reps earn >$250,000 per year. In reality, that number is 2%. Fascinating!

When provided information about the out-party’s actual composition, partisans come to see its supporters as less extreme and feel less socially distant from them.

"The Parties in Our Heads: Misperceptions about Party Composition and Their Consequences" journals.uchicago.edu/doi/abs/10.108…

These are your owners #NUFCFans. Newcastle United #NUFC

Making history, Lincoln Red Imps FC become the first-ever Gibraltar club to qualify for the UEFA Europa League Playoff Round 👏 This also guarantees a place in the 2025/26 UEFA Conference League League Phase! 🇬🇮

I know bell hooks "used the lower-case spelling of her name to decenter herself and draw attention to her work instead" but I can't help feeling that such a startling deviation actually has the complete opposite effect.

Sometimes I have dreams in which I think "this would make a good story. I need to remember it." Then I wake up and think "No. No it wouldn't. I'm not Soseki." #Writer #dreams #literature

You know why ESPN sucks? They are interviewing Rob Manfred, who all fans hate. Not only are we listening to this stupid broadcast but now listening to this gremlin.

Hey ESPN and MLB. WE DO NOT CARE TO HEAR ROB MANFRED’S VOICE AT ALL. This man hates baseball and is actively trying to ruin it.

Manfred is a menace. I keep thinking he can’t make it worse, but shame on me for being naive.

BaseballHistoryNut Say goodbye to NL/AL if Manfred gets his way. This guy has done more damage to the game than any other commish I can remember.

We already know Manfred doesn’t respect history but shuffling baseball divisions is an absolute non starter. Rivalries in pro sports are built by context, not pure location. No more Braves/Mets so Atlanta can go to Tampa?

Manfred hates #baseball so much we are going to get Eastern & Western Conferences shoved down our throats

Pleased announce that starting today I am the L.G. Chaffee Endowed Chair of Global and Comparative Politics here CSU Dominguez Hills. Looking forward to connecting our students to the rich world of global #politics here in LA and beyond

Someone MLB needs to search "Manfred" and tell the commissioner how much #baseball fans hate "geographic realignment"

When I was in grad school a Fields medal winner came to spend a semester, and we all got to know him. Really nice guy. One day he walked in and said he had solved the middle east crisis (Israel, Palestine), and we all kind of wondered where this was going because while he was