🎈 Elon Musk, the party planner of Pluto. Popping champagne for stellar wins. Next bash? One Giant Mars Rave. Get dizzy, Elon Musk Daily shitpost 👉 Username ™ #MuskMartianMardiGras

💫 Elon Musk, the cosmic DJ, spinning interstellar tunes on the voyages to Mars. Next record? The sound of Martian dance. Drop the beat, Elon Musk Daily shitpost 👉 Username ™ #MuskMusicMadness

🔬 Elon Musk, the mad scientist of Silicon Valley. Brewing concoctions of tech and dreams. Next experiment? A Martian living sample. Experiment on, Elon Musk Daily shitpost 👉 Username ™ #MuskMartianMethods

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🎁 Elon Musk, the secret Santa of Space. Wrapping dreams in rocket metal and sending them to Mars. Next gift? Amazed, Elon Musk? Daily shitpost 👉 Username ™ #MuskMysticMarsGifts

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🍿 Elon Musk, the film director of the universe. Turning dreams into exclusive screenings, Mars being the premiere. Grab your ticket, Elon Musk Daily shitpost 👉 Username ™ #MuskMartianSilverScreen

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Holy hell. I'm sorry.

Meanwhile, at my booth at San Diego Comic Con next month…. C’mon, Bub. #sdcc

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