Can i walk in to this meeting 15 minutes lates AND with a venti iced coffee in my hand????

Just told my Uber driver that the yarmulke blocks God from being able to see what your doing. He was SHOCKED.

My bartender just told i ordered the sluttiest gin n tonic in all of Nashville.

I get the feeling Kanye West is days away from trying to kill the prime minister of Malaysia.

Favorite scene with the funk man. RIP

Damn I feel personally violated

Hahahahahahahahahah. CAN YOU IMAGINE????

There are only 2 types of people in this world. Those who liked the egg and those who didn’t.

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cargo dorks will never understand what it’s like to be an alpha hypebeast chad just constantly crushing epic streetwear pussy

Wow

My name is liam Gallagher I have 4 beautiful children I have dabbled in drugs over the years I’ve had many number 1s now send me the keys to no10 I’ll sort this pile of shit out WHY ME?WHY NOT.

Couldn’t agree more

Hello darkness my old friend. Darkness (2 days later): Sorry just saw this.

NYC - egg bacon and cheese at every bodega - nothing closes ever - trash is filled with rat orgies LA - no one has heard of "eggs?" Am I saying that right? - stores open from 2:13 pm - 2:16 pm every third saturday - trash is filled with podcasters who lie about sex they've had

So the Mandalorian.....fucks with that helmet on??

She’s a 10, but she wears golden goose

DON DRAPER: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--" (Taps drawing of chihuahua) "There's only one thing he quieros."

Mamba Out #ThankYouKobe