Of course the episode of Superstore that I watch in the airport is the only one that makes me cry. 5 series of nothing and then BAM S6:E2.

Can we get this guy elected as PM? #kgmforPM

If anything happens to My Twitter account, I want you always to remember how little I cared about any of you.

How the fuck is it November?

What’s going on at #hangerlane gyratory underpass?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I see Jamie Laing has been announced as the new drummer for the Foo Fighters.

Could I BE any sadder? 😢

Boyfriend just said Dolly Parton reminds him of a Thunderbirds doll… 😬 #nfl #HalfTimeShow

when you trynna kill that one annoying fly that keeps buzzing in your face… #SuperBowl

Started off a bit slow but when Usher came out on Rollerskates 🔥 👌 #SuperBowlLVIII #halftimeshow

Bit concerned about that stage…