Tell me you have never worked in a hospital without telling me you have never worked in a hospital. Thick as mince 🙄

Just about to have a fight on FB about FSM with "Rosemary" who thinks rules should be in place to stipulate exactly what people are allowed to spend the vouchers on. Wish me luck! I promise I did try to walk away from the post but failed dismally. *Rolls up sleeves* 🥊🥊

Teachers right now.. facebook.com/share/v/1F2DvM…

4 yrs ago today & Kiddo's first secondary school non uniform day. The story of this.. there was a 5yo boy in Australia who loved dressing up as Elsa. The boy was beginning to get picked on affecting his confidence so my kiddo did this for him to show him he was not alone. ❤

If I was approx 15 rolls of sellotape my owner found and put in a safe place for Xmas, where would I be? Every. Fricking. Year. 🙈

Well considering the club I used to frequent was also frequented by a pop star idol of mine it was pretty awesome. 😍

I thought Ofsted was meant to be improving? Why are you still inspecting this close to Xmas, when primary schools should be embracing shepherd's & angels, pantos & carols, card making & talks of traditions & excitement. Sir Martyn Oliver - the Grinch that steals Christmas

Eldest child in Amsterdam and smaller ones just left for a week in Wales. Just me and the dog. #HomeAlone

Please keep an eye out for this young lady, she is a Peterborough local but may have travelled to London. Any possible sightings please call the police. Please share also. I will update if I hear anything. Thank you my lovelies x

I love to hear my 16yo singing & learning new songs on the keyboard. Just not when it's middle of January & they are belting out "I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need.." Keep singing & the one thing you are gonna need is a ride in an ambulance! 🚑🤣

J went to the council meeting, handed the letter to the cabinet member for children's services & then sat through the whole meeting. At the end of the meeting the cabinet member thanked J for the letter & handed back the 20p. Apparently it could have been seen as a bribe. 🤣

My tech savvy 3yo. Same 3yo that got his email blocked by his big brother because he kept sending multiple emails containing just the word "Ghostbusters" because it was the only word he could spell at 3yo. 🤣🤣🤣

Engage with schools "in the right way" says a man whose organisation contributed to the death of a Headteacher. Yeah. GFY Martyn.

16th April 2016 J was in Y2 & was adamant about marching with the teachers. The front the t shirt read "Teachers aren't the problem Nicky Morgan is. Leave our schools alone." The back read "My teacher is already a superteacher. She doesn't need changing. Pay her more instead." ❤

I asked my kid to be downstairs at 11am this morning to help me with jobs. They rocked up at 11:11 and walked in the lounge playing me this..

To my kiddo and all the kiddos at City of Peterborough Academy and all the Greenwood Academies Trust schools and beyond. Good luck with your exams, you've got this! 💜💜💜

A summer term thank you on behalf of @compliantschool. If you would like to win the £100 Amazon Voucher, for personal or school use, then retweet and like this post by Sunday 18th May at 7pm! We will announce the winner shortly afterwards!

Fingers crossed the GCSEs J is now doing don't have questions worded like this! 🤣🤣🤣

Me: Were you just singing upstairs? 14yo: Maybe *blushes* Me: Ave Maria? 14yo: Maybe 16yo: You sounded angelic! 14yo: Shut up Me: You were really good. Where did you learn that? 14yo: YouTube *returns upstairs* Love the 'sing like nobody's listening' moments he has. ❤ is full.

When you don't feel well on a Saturday and have to have a video consultation with the on call doctor. Oh Hello!