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psychologist here. myself and colleagues saw the writing on the wall before he was elected.

simpler times

revisiting a classic

shuffling back to bed from the bathroom half asleep at 2am and watching my bed turn into an air tight bunker as the house starts to shake

being a regular guy named dostoevsky back in the day must have sucked shit. someones always saying, are you *the* dostoevsky? and every time you have to be like, bro no i’m a different dostoevsky

imagine hating me and i’m just at home like this

people who separate your hahahas into ha ha ha, whats going on there

truest tweet and reply i’ve ever seen

doesn’t really feel like 9/11 this year

(my dog from the back seat) hey you ran that grey light

(Schizophrenic game announcer) And it’s Lane Thomas, once again pointing up at the box and telling me to burn my own house down

facebook marketplace is my favorite social media site. hands down

simpsons ass country

2 coors lights

i’d move immediately. wouldn’t be able to live knowing theres a tunnel system of dorks under me

i love dating profiles that are like.. Tooth 32 4 Miles Away About me: my name isn't tooth, i don't know how to change it