A beer and hotdog at a ballpark would cure me right now

the criminal and her crime

No, but why do you have to be so loud about it? Goddamnnn

the hottest thing a man can do is have really nice eyelashes and shiny brown eyes

Hello from your local fluffy hair gal

I’m still floored at the reception of my face, but good morning, new people! Anyone can catch a block if they’re being weird; act accordingly.

Idk why, I’m literally just a girl

Total confidence boost tbh

It’s such a good feeling to be able to fit into clothes I haven’t worn in years

Girl your posture

Does it make me a bad daughter that I’m just now remembering my deceased mothers’ birthday is today?

It smells like spring & I just wanna bottle it

“Here you go, Mama!” *proceeds to try to put a rock in my pocket* Toddlers, man. Are they all gremlins or is it just mine?