Dear BTC. I will never doubt you again. All in!!

Looking for updates on Hurricane Erin. Before I can see them, I have to watch COMMERCIALS!!

"Just because you ain't seen a midget cop doesn't mean they aren't hiring 'em." -Steve Bozzell

Man, I'm at the wrong motel.

Have I mentioned how much I hate Indians? They can bug off.

Good night cruel world. Gonna watch Zotar: The thing from Venus.

"Your tattoo looks like a 10 year old did it!"... Yeah, that's exactly who did it. Thanks Paisley!!

Please tell me he's an employee and not checking in for the week...

IDK, I'm kinda scared...

Corn starch, pickle juice, and ammo. That's all.

This is Islam

I unclogged my hotel toilet this morning with my bare hand. Have a blessed one!

Can we please FIREBOMB the entire sub-continent of India?? PLEASE 🙏!!!

I received what was necessary

If you hate yourself for what you have done, I understand. We all have it.

The best part about a black dog, with a black car interior at night, she'll bite you before you even see her!!

Don't be a Karen, be a Hannah.