Shat On VAR and basically improved it for Everyone there.

If you can’t look at a photo of a child lying on the Floor of a Hospital because you know you’ve fucked up the NHS, stop Fucking up the NHS so children don’t have to lie on the floor. NHS advice there.

Here is my Review of the Decade: 2010 - Swine Flu 2011 - Fucking Royal Wedding 2012 - The first Ever Olympics 2013 - Fucking Royal Baby 2014 - Ebola 2015 - Dress Arguments 2016 - All the Celebrities Died 2017 - Donald Fucking Trump 2018 - When is Brexit? 2019 - Nobody knows

Here are my New Years Resolutions 1. Shit on Boris 2. Shit on Katie Hopkins 3. Shit on Donald Trump 4. Eat More Biscuits 5. Learn to speak Chicken 6. Shit on Boris

No Brit award nomination BIBLICAL c’mon you know LG x

Convinced a Bull it was going on the New Series of Love Island. The Bull shaved off all its Hair and spent months in the Gym. Yep. The Farmer is going Fucking Mental. I am in a tree.

To henry petts via Rosie France 👊

Thought I had CoronaVirus. Turns out it was just Bird Flu. Yep. Off out to celebrate on the Tube.

Wheres my trainers Foot Locker only been waiting 4 weeks. 🤬

After an “eventful” preseason bike ride, 3 miles and 5 pints in saw the men Callum Hurley separated from the boys as Ben Charles chucked he’s boris bike in a cab. A valiant effort from most according to the chat #isthistheendofben #callumforcaptain

Now I have my Pro Licence. I shall only be applying for Elite Level Women’s Team jobs. Clearly, now as I’m qualified. I shouldn’t be discriminated against. Whoever hires me will in essence, acquire a cheat code to improve female players. Will travel. 👍 Sky Sports WSL

Jose Mourinho after joining Fenerbahce

What can we say? Eddie Hearn Frank Warren

RIP Rob Burrow. A magnificent rugby league player. He was electric in the first Grand Final I ever attended. A small fella but a giant on the pitch. 41 is no age at all. Taken far too young. My thoughts are with his family, friends and loved ones at this time. 💔

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I will vote for any party which stops the police from running over cows.

** PLAYERS WANTED ** Any players looking for a new challenge. Enfield Rangers FC is joining the Hertfordshire Senior County League. If your based in North London/Hertfordshire get in touch with Robbie on 07990483813. #COYER 🖤💚 @Sav_F HSCL

I refuse to believe Maradona was sober during these warm-ups

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