Hope you’re crying in Paris you stupid donkey Kai Havertz

I LOVE THIS GUY

Saka:

Cucurella is gonna lock Antony up so good 🙂‍↕️

I've scored in open play against my next door neighbour in my back garden Saka has not Levels...

Jackson... What the fuck are you doing?

Reece omg that is INSANE

Noni ffs

Huge BBC L Lineker is honestly the best pundit there is

I saw a man united fan in bilbao sleeping on a bench just to watch THAT the next day... poor bloke

United, lock in now please 🙏

We literally identified Andrey Santos when he was playing in Serie B in Brazil, let him stay there for 6 months, loaned him out to Forest, RECALLED him to get him a better loan, loaned him back to Strasbourg when we could have used him ourselves to prioritize his long-term

Just dreamed about Jackson having a 10/10 performance in the UECL final

anyone who genuinely finds this entertaining is honestly a lost cause

RUN IT BACK

🚨Nuno on Murillo: “He twisted his ankle, has not been able to train, let's see tomorrow.” [BBC Nottingham]

'world's best player eden hazard'

Murillo, take it easy, rest yourself up Next season is yours, my friend

I expect to see all the Arsenal fans harking on about their women's team's UCL victory continue talking about their women's team (else they're all frauds and posers)