What a day for Keller to have a day

Appears Endy is worthless

Trent Grisham, you’ve made the list pal

Between talking to Hannah and that Volpe sliding stop, there’s no way Greg Brown didn’t cream his dockers

I just want to be able to use these American spirits I purchased, call that a dart for Bart

Joey Wentz, congrats you just won naming rights of my first born

Where were you when Tommy Pham turned the pirates season around

#DartsforBart

If you’re one of my boys, and you don’t hate the Cardinals, News flash you’re not my boy

Let out an audible moan in the office after that Hayes play, now I’m getting dirty looks

Tommy Pham you’re always welcome at my cookouts

Apple TV broadcast already has me wanting to unalive myself

Henry Davis your time has come, be the guy

I may be a Canario guy

Konnor Griffin, goodbye! The 18 year-old sends a solo shot to the seats for his second pro homer!

They’re gonna let Davies get hot I see

catch me in the 9-5 reppin one of these necklaces

Tommy Pham would die for this team and thus I would die for him

I can’t explain it but this is how Henry Davis built

Never kill your self