peanut butter sun, peanut butter moon, peanut butter rising

I need more bookworm friends so we can bounce book recommendations back and forth 📚

So I’m at urgent care and I forgot my book at home. Anyone have any kindle recommendations?

Me: I should really save money and stop all this unnecessary spending Also me: buys a bookshelf and fills it with new books within a month.

“Ewwww isn’t that beer warm?” Bro, I don’t care. I drink to get drunk not to sip on it like it’s a fine wine 😂

I finished ACOTAR and I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with the rest of my life.

Why did no one tell me that Darling Venom would rip my heart out in the first 100 pages? 😭

Not Adeline getting mercilessly stalked and just being all “I fucking love cheese goddammit”

Not me talking to black widows at work just chillin in their web like “Yass bitch you did that”

I literally just saw an ice cream truck that was playing trap music.

I don’t know how to feel about people coming out of the woodwork and apologizing to me for shit that happened over a decade ago. I mean, I appreciate it, but I’m not even the same person anymore 😅

Daily reminder to sunscreen your tattoos. Idc what happens to me but I care what happens to the art I had to pay for.

I just feel like if you’ve been called out THIS MANY TIMES about being problematic, maybe it’s time to self reflect? But what do I know 🤷‍♀️

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I can't believe I'm actually running for president, this is gonna be amazing 🇺🇸

If eating hotel bar soap bad then why look like white chocolate

Curiosity killed the cat and sometimes I have a death wish

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