Ok, the claim I have made for Pollock in the past, that I think shows well in comparison to Rockwell's joke, is that his paintings have a visceral sense of space and depth that the parodies and imitators generally lack

They’re friends 🖤

Does anybody have Sydney Sweeney’s contact info? I need to ask her if she can come over and water my mom’s plants next week.

Obsessed

Rewilding for dogs

I accidentally ordered a package to my neighbor’s house instead of my own so I stole it from their porch

You know what’s nice? Hotel stays that don’t feel like living in a sales funnel. It’s $21.99 to rent the movie I just watched for free on the plane. And I’m going to be paying the hotel more money than I paid the airline.

Imagine if Disney had blackouts like Major League Baseball. You’re at Disneyland but can’t watch any of the movies. 😭😂

I can’t decide if this book is infuriatingly profound or profoundly infuriating.

I was born with a rare disorder. In the year of my birth only two other children were born with it anywhere on earth. Because of this, the first 15 years of my life were spent in doctors offices and operating rooms. People like Ms. Siddiqui would look at my medical history and

It is the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Twenty-Five and I finally downloaded Uber.

I had a G&T and some tacos. Is it possible to feel this chill all of the time?

Mayyyyyybe once you buy the art you like, not the art someone tells you to like, you step back and think, “Ack, this is [adjective] art! Do I really have [adjective] taste?” And then you learn something about yourself. 🤷‍♀️

My favorite Puritan anecdote is a wife taking her husband to trial because he wasn’t having enough sex with her—and she won.

If you curate your feed well, YouTube can be like the best of PBS in the 90s. Travel! Cooking! Woodworking! Backwoods foraging! Endearingly dorky history documentaries!

If you don’t like bread bring in your socks or some dead pigeons or whatever and we’ll load it up with shit. We’re done with these bullshit rules about what sandwiches are Pease continue to enjoy Arby’s

"We are too much like Pilate. We are always asking, 'What is truth?' and then crucifying the truth that stands before our eyes. But since we have asked the question, let us answer it. Truth, in things, is their reality. In our minds, it is the conformity of our knowledge with the

I saw the Minecraft movie. It’s pretty great, actually.