Why is dental and vision insurance separate from regular health insurance? Are my teeth and eyes not a part of my body????

Ugh it’s like deja vu all over again

One thing I could not have predicted for my 20’s is wanting to wear my knee-hi converse again. Or the fact that while my foot size is the same as middle school, my calves have expanded enough to make getting them on a full workout. #milennialthings

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

“USPS is one of the leading employers of minorities and women, with minorities comprising 39 percent and women comprising 40 percent of the workforce. 21 percent of employees are Black; 8 percent are Hispanic; 8 percent are Asian-American/Pacific Islander.” #DontDefundUSPS

I don’t have any photos from Leaky 2013, so Leaky 2014 feat. Star(she/they) 💙💜💗 it is. We kinda glowed up though, let’s be honest.

How bout we bring Vine back

good morning

I bought a puzzle, a stamp roller and a roll of stamps, their merch is fire.

Who else is staying up all night to finish #MidnightSun ?🥵

May I suggest that this year in lieu of Halloween parties we all pay homage to our lord and savior Stephen King by ✨voting✨ and reading a good scary story by candlelight?

Good morning 🌞 Lies are not “differences of opinion.” Have a great day!

Which knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Top THAT, Patton Oswalt! Can't, can you? I thought not!

Every year I say I'm getting back on Twitter... now I might actually be getting back on Twitter.

For anyone who cares: This is now my 'goofy' Twitter, find my 'professional' Twitter elsewhere

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