beverage at a specific location power rankings: 3. sprite at mcdonald's 2. cherry coke at a movie theater 1. ginger ale on a plane

“If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?” Me aloud: hmm probably pizza Me inside my head:

wanna say this has been the toughest year of my life but i don’t want 2022 to take that as a challenge

Wordle been getting real difficult lately, I’ve got a five-letter idea: RELAX

matthew mcconaughey in interstellar

manifest ur dreams

if trader joe's thinks they can just keep covering/filling different foods w/ almond butter and imma automatically buy 'em...they're absolutely right

that one friend who still hasn’t caught covid

*everyone on stranger things s4 fighting for their lives* meanwhile, eleven:

capital one ads armed robbers 🤝 “what’s in ur wallet?”

I’d make a deal with god and get him to swap our paychecks

espresso on an empty stomach is my limitless pill

all fun & games til ur wide awake at 3am & ur melatonin gummies r gettin bodied by trace amounts of dirty chai

Bout to watch Terrifier 2 but if I vomit it’s prob just because of this musty hotdog

ordered avocado toast from a cafe and they gave me this lmaooo does anybody know a good lawyer?

With the first pick in the 2023 NBA Draft, the San Antonio Spurs select Victor Wembanyama! @vicw_32 | #NBADraft | Ticketmaster

One of my favorite interviews about The Vince Staples Show

Joffrey drinking poisoned Gatorade