{I still care a lot about this account, even if I’m not as active anymore. Some tweets may be a day apart, maybe entire months, but this account won’t be abandoned.} {Anyways, enough with the reminiscing)

Introducing my newest invention! The detoaster! It makes toast.

I own the bank now

Don’t know why, but suddenly I’m in a Flex Tape-ing mood

Why do my fish keep disappearing?

Oh my! I guess today is my 2 year Twitter Anniversary! I can’t believe it’s been that long now…

I am not the manager

Who just gave me a compliment for my flying and politeness? I’m absolutely stumped, my HR department says it came from “NOT Cedric”... this requires further investigation

Magpie never gave my spine back

It’s time… it’s time I do THAT again. It’s time to bring out the Flex Tape

Among Us will be the downfall of me…

Guys I think the battery in the Glen is dead

Who the hell renamed the Tower to “X”?

I remember one time, years and years ago, The Author made me a small toy flying machine. It looked just like his. Then he wrapped it up and kept it secret, for a few more days at least

There’s been some strange margins along the edge of the world recently… On an unrelated note, anyone seen Ling recently? I’ve been craving his void coffee but the cafe seems to be empty

Two Shot