I'm just joining twitter for no real reason.

BREAKING: Boris Johnson and Michael Gove to lose passports

"I carry full responsibility for what took place, but nobody said to me that this was an event that is against the rules."

There’s enough space for me to fit between them, yeah? Nice and snug?

So pleased with the trend of James Corden and Trevor Noah; two formerly great shows that I will no longer feel compelled to watch.

I can't be the only one who thinks the middle of the Adele Hello video looks like the Patterson film -- that coat #BigFoot #yeti #Sasquatch

Not only a musical revolutionary; imagine communicating without the lingo he helped forge. Nothing Compares 2 U. #PrinceGoneTooSoon

Post Edited: Doodling the one-eyed spider tograss.com/?p=200

New post: Considering English comedians coming to Lithuania tograss.com/?p=213

I was so fucking wrong. #mouthy x.com/cdstewart/stat…

'Twitterer', 'tweeter', 'tweep'?! No. Since we seem to have settled on 'tweet', I suggest the person who sends one is a 'twit'. #Twitter