Live tweeting from the final minutes in my college house. Quick reminder, places are temporary but friendship and memories are forever. Not much to unpack here. #PainIsTemporary

Live tweeting from a great atmosphere, at some points in your life, there might be some wind in your face. When you learn to fly a kite in that shit, life will throw a kite back. #MambaOut

Live tweeting from Herman’s Boy in Rockford, Michigan. First and foremost, Mars is fake. NASA prove me wrong. Secondly, Herman’s Boy, 15/10 food, 11/10 service, 12/10 conversation with people in line. #USA #RattlinBog #RollTide

Good morning Twitter. First off, happy birthday @WaLl_Mart_ nogoodorbetter Secondly, why are Violets blue (the flower) , when violet is its own color (off brand purple)? #BirthdayWishes #DigiCamo #CherryBomb #Heat

How you doing Twitter, couple thoughts. Birds aren’t real, Taxes are optional, and the smell of Lowes is a top 39 thing of all time. #HornsDown #RipPayPhones #AMC27

Sup Twitter. Happy Flip Flop Friday. I hope you’re all out there just flip floppin around. #FlipFlopFriday Detroit Lions #TalkThatTalk #FreeTheToes

Twitter, I’m one Mason Ramsey song away from turning up on this Wednesday night. #masonramsey #RollTide

Twitter, I played in a golf outing today. Not bad, not great. What I do know you ask? Taxes are optional, and you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink it. #creamysteve

Yo Twitter, here’s the thing. Me and my boys would’ve stopped hocus pocus 2 100%

Twitter, it’s me. Apologies for this short hiatus I have been on. Anyways, moral of the story is Tim Tebow is the greatest college quarterback of all time, and my life is what you get when you have lemons but you don’t make lemonade. #tb12 #AMC #RollTide #WeFinance #MACtion

The wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald, and for what? Shouldn’t have been. The wreck was and L, but what was more of an L was Tim Tebow not winning the FCS national championship in 2009 #L #Timmy #LibertyBell #LilJohn

Might mess around and sit in the splash zone at sea world tonight #BlackFriday

I hope there’s a version of me in a parallel universe that’s having a super swag day today

All my homies hate when the jigs up #freebird #liveyourlife

The way it feels to chew 5 gum. Having a weak moment, relapse inbound.

Hey Twitter, or rather X. If I could be anyone in a movie I would want to be one of the dudes in Pitch Perfect. Ps I’m just trying to be a lollipop in a world full of suckers. #birthdaywishes #TalkThatTalk

Confirmed with NASA .

Stay tuned 👀👀NASA

Soon.

Minions..