If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

I’m so confident in my Cleveland Cavaliers, if the Golden State Warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed Stephen Curry gameworn jersey. Even you Randalltime. LeBron James x.com/randalltime/st…

Please tell me that Billy Joel is sitting in his workshop somewhere, feverishly finishing up the update to “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

Welcome to Colorado, Bell's Brewery! #wellstocked

So my family plays White Elephant with a twist: you have to challenge someone to a mini game if you want to steal their gift... With a huge family it gets out of hand pretty quick. A thread of our games:

Here's how to dance to "Shout" without ending up on the floor: 53eig.ht/2EsApKr

Bagpipes, kilts, and @LagavulinWhisky. It doesn’t get more Scottish than the Island of Islay’s finest Single Scotch Malt Whisky, so says the man, the myth, the legend Nick Offerman. Slange Var! 🥃 #NYCTartanWeek

June is Alzheimer's & Brain Awareness Month. Raise your voice for the more than 5 million Americans living with Alzheimer's and their families. #ENDALZHEIMERS

⁦Titus Andronicus⁩ album release strategy gave me a (rare) moment of self-reflection! #delayedgratification #anobelisk

This is both depressing and amazing uglygerry.com

somebody on twitter today: trump's weird hand-scrawled denial today sounds like a ramones song. me:

What a blessing to be a #girldad

Day 72 of wearing the same damn pair of shoes.

“Speak up. Speak out.” An important message from our Chair and CEO Steve Demetriou → jcob.co/iOcd50zUaru

How a rusty 1968 Ford Mustang, driven by Steve McQueen in the classic "Bullitt," ended up being the biggest attraction at this year's Detroit auto show: st.news/2Eg40Gs

The bright side of being home with a sick 3 year old? #InternationalClashDay #kexp

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