fuck this

But what were they wearing?

I think he dropped a hard R… or it’s nothing

Green Book

So grateful for opposable thumbs rn

fuck totalitarian

I used to work in the nightclub. When a customer’s jaw started moving like this, I knew I was getting a very tightly rolled dollar bill for a tip

When your closing argument is a bunny hopping across your imagination.

Before you demand Puerto Rico be made into a US State, you should ask Puerto Ricans… because they’ve already voted on it.

Yankee fans

That anti trans ad during the World Series was disgusting. I hope everyone involved with it gets virulent ass cancer.

Last night I couldn’t sleep (what’s new), so naturally I spent 3 hours going down the Twitter rabbit hole of white women in the suburbs who love Harris but are married to a male Trump supporter. It’s this whole other world of women of all ages sharing their plans and fears. 🧵

They're calling it the most effective Get-Out-the-Vote message in history.

Kamala Harris’s name is not mentioned 300 times in Project 2025

Good. Make it a billion

What if I started yesterday?

The people who say they want to see a revival of US manufacturing often don't actually support it. They're the ones who will buy the cheaper t-shirt every time, which means the one made abroad. Meanwhile, the luxury consumer doesn't care where something is made but will pay $$$.

These arm gestures are not the same so stop playing in our face. -Kamala raises her arm while talking -He hits his chest and salutes 2x

There is no functional difference between eugenics and not see-ism.