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Captain Doombeard

@cdoombeard

Sea lion. Boat enjoyer. Voice actor for animations, audiobooks, memes. Voice of Devon Eriksen's Theft of Fire.

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calendar_today11-05-2021 23:08:06

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I remember this. Many, many years ago. It's one of the reasons I stopped using Facebook over a decade ago. Recycled, rehashed content was at least made by humans back then.

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Hmm. Hey, you know that weirdly distorted corporate art style, that renders humans in weird blocky shapes with kinda horrible features? I wonder if this is what they see.

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Okay, so I kinda stepped in it, here. I like this cosplay, and I suggested that this cosplayer could also play the shadow copy of Frieren, because that's something you don't see often, and it references a really cool episode of the show And then some people called me racist

Okay, so I kinda stepped in it, here. 

I like this cosplay, and I suggested that this cosplayer could also play the shadow copy of Frieren, because that's something you don't see often, and it references a really cool episode of the show

And then some people called me racist
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This post was a journey. I think the terrible hard trials of being a man are a bit overblown. If I were at the Game Over screen and I were asked if I wanted to reroll my character, I'd choose "male" again in a heartbeat. Life can be hard, but it ain't THAT hard, man.

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There are a couple of good ways to do a good grilled cheese, but here's my favorite way to do the tomato soup: Can of Campbell's Tomato, plus one can of water, into a saucepan. As it's heating up, add some basil (fresh if you've got it) and black pepper. Boom, done. Tasty af.

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...if it were any man but Clay, I would call this fiction. Matter of fact, this shit should get writ down in a book somewhere, and then should get a movie adaptation.

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I'm sure there's a similar line between a good man and a bad one, but I am coming to believe that the hard line between a good woman and a bad woman is ability to take accountability; ability to put the needs of others over her own. ...actually, no, same line for men, really...

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It took years to bring this 3-minute animation to life. Fully hand-drawn. Self-funded. This is the first step into a massive sci-fi/fantasy mythos I’ve been building for a decade. Turn the sound up. 🧵