Lift me up buttercup

I'm not perfect.

Painted blue

Banging tunes. Beach soon

Happy Friday haters!

She knows her international maritime emergency signals...

Apparently cocaine is not a socially acceptable answer for replacement of Cosco card. Who knew...?

The last thing I want to do is draft. So many boobs and notifications! Sauna time

I don't take my hat off, clean up, and trim my hair for just one, one night stand

How convenient when your supply arrives in the mail on 4/20

My goal for Friday: Sleep in my own bed. For the love of all sacred things please!

Breaded veal cutlets w/home cured pork belly rice and side of rice. Step 1 to sleeping in own bed.

Life is challenging: making food is not!

I did the cost/benefit on eating lunches at Costco while working across the street. Good bye everyone I ever said "I love you" to.

Come home empty house, stiff scotch, bath&shower, cut/trim, feel great, sleep. Change my mind!

Should have been clear, I live alone and almost begging for affuxk

Anyone remember when people wearing a black trench coat were scary AF. That switch flipped!

Hope your healthy🙃

Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock’s SNL bit when Donald Trump won in 2016 holds up still. I’m shocked this many people are shocked.