I love finding all these shows and podcasts that have the Costco guys on for interviews and watching the host die inside as they slowly realize that the dad is some sort of content making alien and no twelve year old has ever said anything interesting ever

Every single day I learn a new card that isn't "in" foundations but is standard legal. Five years in I will just barely be able to get them all

An underrated reason conservatism sucks is how fuckin dorky it is

Listen I love my android and I will never switch to iPhone but why tf does the nodding emoji look like this

Ok I started the Pokemon game I have the Charmanders and two Charizard EX but I cannot for the life of me open a Charmeleon lol Shout out to Tynamo, honorary Char line member

"Flip a coin. If heads you win the game" is crazy work

I love this art so much. Perfectly captures Golbat's Whole Deal

Love building decks in this game

oh my god y'all please cut phantom interference from your Dimir decks

It's not letting me upload a profile picture but if there are fewer overt white supremacists than here I'm still game

The only thing vendors can and should sell are black bordered power and hyper surge foils of EX legendary+ creatures from their initial commander paintings and if you think they should sell literally anything a player at the tournament would need you are a communist

Pretty sure the replies to that lady's PhD thesis are the beginning of the end for me on this platform

Coming out of twitter retirement to retweet this ok back to the other place love you bye!

Holy crap my sister made me a Shroofus for Christmas I don't deserve this kind of love

Have decided that I'm only going to be on here in my capacity as a jesse 🇵🇸 reply guy

mtg judging has gotten significantly worse lately. can't think of a single explanation why, guess it's unfixable!